AS SEEN & HEARD ON THE MARK KAYE SHOW
JOE'S TOP SECRET DOCS NOTEPAD!
straight from biden's garage!
*novelty use only. notepads are not made 
from actual top secret documents.
*novelty use only. notepads are not made from actual top secret documents.
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Joe biden left TOP SECRET Government documents taken from the White House in his Garage right next to his corvette!
"My Corvette is in a locked garage, OK? So it’s not like they’re sitting out on the street!"        
-President Joe Biden
STRAIGHT FROM JOE BIDEN'S GARAGE TO YOUR DESK!
Can You Believe Joe Biden Kept TOP SECRET Documents In His Garage?  
Yep. Me too.
Now you can commemorate this historic finding with our exclusive "Joe Biden Top Secret Documents Notepads!" 

You'll be the hit of your next meeting when you start jotting down notes on documents that only people with the highest level of security clearance should be handling. Imagine how impressed your coworkers will be?

Each sheet of these high-quality notepads features the official Joe Biden's Garage insignia, TOP SECRET marking, and President's signature in his favorite shade of crayon. Plus, you know they have been handled by the President himself by the tell-tale "Chocolate Chip" 

Notepads are 9x6 and have 50 sheets per pad. Order as many as you can because these are going to go FASTER than Joe's Corvette!!!


MARK KAYE'S PERSONAL GUARANTEE
MARK KAYE
Hi! It's me, Mark Kaye! You know, from The Mark Kaye Show? Anyhoo, I know that you are going to love these notepads more than Joe Biden loves eating ice cream or telling stories about things that never actually happened. That's why, if you aren't completely satisfied with your purchase, you can return your notepads within 60 days for a full refund! No questions asked, just like most of Joe's press conferences! ;)
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